how to summon pigeon satan:
- draw pentagram
- sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram
ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ
June 3, 2012
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May 30, 2012
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Did this person just argue for gay marriage while referencing Doctor who?
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May 30, 2012
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Woman v. The Government
- Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
- Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
- Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
- Government: No.
May 30, 2012
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So, I normally don’t do this, but if you like really weird music (or metal or jazz), you should check them out. They actually do justice to this newly discovered genre which I’ve heard has some pretty shite bands.
May 29, 2012
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May 28, 2012
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this is the best video to ever grace mankind
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May 28, 2012
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May 26, 2012
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May 26, 2012
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